October 5, 2009

  • Winter, bring it

    Enough! Enough!

    What the crap!

    Just when it’s been cool a couple days straight, and I start to think that maybe…. Maybe we’ll finally get the first frost, and I can stop taking my allergy medication, we get a warm snap and all the little pollinators start spurting their nasty little pollen granules into the air in a desperate attempt to impregnate their nearest neighbors before winter. Enough already you filthy ragweed, you grasses and skunk cabbages. chickweed and fleabane. You various other weeds in and around my house. Enough. I’ve gone through a forest of tissues already, and I love trees more than I love you, green and festive as you may be. I love you Nature, but it’s autumn and you’re killing me. Stop already.

    Bring on the frost.

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