November 13, 2003

  • I was thinking last night about thin people who seem to eat pounds of food in one sitting and never gain an inch and of over-weight people who eat very little and never seem to lose any weight at all.


    Then my mind jumped to theories of alternate dimensions. Most fiction deals with good and evil dimensions. Like all our evil twins live in one, or if you’re evil here, your good twin lives there. heh Well, sure all those evil people need someone to be evil to after all.


    But have you ever said or heard said of someone stuffing their face, “Where do you put it all… a hollow leg?”


    So I thought to myself, if thin people can eat mountains of food without gain and obese folks can practically starve themselves and never lose, do you suppose that in some dimension all the excess food thin people eat is going to their twin and making them fat and vice versa.


    Maybe it has nothing to do with high or low metabolisms and everything to do with alternate dimension theories.


    Darn I hate my evil thin twin in whatever dimension she lives.


    **


    And in some dimension, I am the

    uni
    You are Form 3, Unicorn: The Innocent. “And The Unicorn knew she wasn’t meant to
    go into the Dark Wood. Disregarding the advice
    given to her by the spirits, Unicorn went
    inside and bled silver blood.. For her
    misdeed, the world knew evil.”
    Some examples of the Unicorn Form are Eve
    (Christian) and Pandora (Greek). The Unicorn is associated with the concept of
    innocence, the number 3, and the element of
    water. Her sign is the twilight sun. As a member of Form 3, you are a curious
    individual. You are drawn to new things and
    become fascinated with ideas you’ve never come
    in contact with before. Some people may say
    you are too nosey, but it’s only because you
    like getting to the bottom of things and
    solving them. Unicorns are the best friends to
    have because they are inquisitive.

    Which Mythological Form Are You?
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    Ironically, I collected unicorns throughout my childhood. My favorite number is three.


    And in some alternate universe I really must be Empress Candace, Goddess-Queen of all that I survey. You know, just because.

Comments (1)

  • Wow. I am fascinated by this theory of an alternate dimension where things are in reverse. So are you saying that somewhere way off across time and space my name might be Lliw, and every day I get up when the sun goes down, take off my clothes and put on pajamas, make my teeth and brush the bed, then a nice big stack of pancakes has ME for breakfast?? Cool.

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