November 18, 2003

• Here are my responses to an interview game being passed along through Xanga blogs like a fungal infection…

  
  

  I requested and received this interview from Ellhyam. Read below for the rules, and if you’d like to participate, let me know.

  
  

  1 — Leave a comment, saying you want to be interviewed.
  2 — I will respond; I’ll ask you five questions.
  3 — You’ll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
  4 — You’ll include this explanation.
  5 — You’ll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

  
  

  Ellhyam’s five questions and my responses…

  
  

  #1 - What is your favourite kind of spider to be afraid of and why?

  
  

  I’d like to say I’m not afraid of spiders, but technically that would be untrue. I mean, no one likes being bit, even by non-lethal spiders. Fortunately, I haven’t been spider-bit in many years, despite all the spiders living behind and under my furniture. I’m not a slob, I just don’t want to disturb them. They might decide to take up residence in my blankets or something.

  
  

  Anyway, I’d have to say the spider I am most afaid of is the Brown Recluse. That’s mostly because they like to hide and you won’t know they’re there until you ARE bit. Fortunately, I live in the Northeast and so far as I know, they don’t hang out around here.

  
  

  #2 – how would you feel about threesome three you’s?

  
  

  Er… I guess I’d be a little creeped out? That’d be like incest or something.
  
  #3 - would you rather die from eating too much pudding, or drowning in pudding, and why?

  
  

  Well, if you were drowning in pudding, wouldn’t you try to eat some in an attempt to save yourself? Of course, if I found cat hair in it, I’d be really grossed out and I’d try not to eat any. hehe

  
  

  I don’t think I’d want to drown in it per se. I almost drowned in water once. It would be infinitely worse drowning in a thick substance the consistancy of mucus. I know, I know… I’ve just ruined pudding for everyone. heh

  
  

  #4 – who would win in a fight, t-sirts or white shoes?

  
  

  Um, would these be white t-shirts too? Because I think sneakers would win out over white t-shirts based on unwashable scuff-marks alone. If the t-shirt was black however, no amount of scuffing would destroy their pristine darkness. However, even if the t-shirt lost the fight, it could win the war by entering the witness protection program and choosing to accept plastic surgery or a good dye job.

  
  

  On the other hand, sneakers with the weight of feet behind them, might win out over any color t-shirt by causing irrepairable rips and tears. Then the t-shirt would have to receive phsyical therapy and eventual return to life as a dust rag or in an extreme case, as an “organ donor” for other torn clothes or even face reincarnation as a quilt.
  
  #5 – what is the most priceless thing you would bet on the t-shirt/white shoe fight?

  
  

  Hmmm, my first born child?

  
  

  heh, since I don’t intend to breed, it’s a win-win.

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