December 17, 2003

• I was thinking the other night about The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings movies. You know how they revamped Romeo and Juliet for the 90s. I was thinking, what if they made a Hobbit/Lord of the Rings movie based in our world in our time. Sure Romeo and Juliet sucked when they did that, but I think the Hobbit/Lord of the Rings idea might be really cool. Or at least uproariously funny. Heck, it would probably be good even if done by amateurs.

  
  

  How ’bout it? Anyone wanna make a Tolkienese movie with me?

  
  

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  Some of you may know that I have past life memories. These started right after the “lynching” I recieved in Jr highschool (which I alluded to a few days ago).

  
  

  In all I recall ten now. A new one pops up every few years (the most recent was earlier this year), and in between I sometimes recall more details of the ones I already remember.

  
  

  Well, I was brushing my teeth last night and all of a sudden the phrase “Angry Sparrow” popped into my head. And then I thought, that’s me.

  
  

  You see, some time during the early 1800s, I was a young Native American man out west. Someone rustled some horses and I was the convenient scapegoat they hanged for the crime. Some of my past life memories are more detailed than others, and this one is decidedly not very detailed. So I’m glad for this new revelation.

  
  

  But I know you’re thinking; the sparrow isn’t native to America. Ah but, by the 1800s it would have been naturalized to America enough for Native Americans to be naming themselves for it.

  
  

  So I’m Angry Sparrow. This comes as something of a surprise because in this life anyway, my animal spirits are the Raven, Snake, and Spider. You’d think I’d be Angry Raven. Nope, Angry Sparrow, that’s me. heh Must have had a temper.

  
  

   

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