December 31, 2003
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Well, I went to see the final LOTR movie. All I have to say is….
Meh.
I wasn’t all that impressed. Yeah, it’s cool, they finally did it, but aside from all the gratuitous violence, the ending was a let down. They changed it too much.
And what was with that whole scene when Frodo finally woke up and everyone was laughing? Someone pumping a bit of the ol’ Nitrous Oxide into the room or what? Man, I’ve never seen such fakey laughter.
Gah, and I thought the movie ended like three times. If “the end” hadn’t finally come up on the screen, I’d probably still be sitting there.
OK, a few things I’d heard and read before finally seeing the movie probably ruined my enjoyment just a bit. For instance, the whole homosexual hobbits thing. Forgive me, I just didn’t see it. OK, they were just really affectionate little fellows. If I’m wrong, it’s still none of my business what hobbits do when they’re off alone and no humans, elves, or wizards are about. ‘Nuff said.
The other thing that irked me before I even got to see the movie was this news article by some “critics” who intimated that the whole battle was not a good vs evil thing but a racist thing. OK, I didn’t see that either. I mean, the one guy on the “Oliphant” even looked British to me (all painted up like the flag).
Leave it to “critics” to turn a battle-royale fantasy into racist propaganda. Dumb-asses.
In other news, I finally found a cthulu smilie! Glee!
It only took me a year. Isn’t he cute. :: wriggle wriggle wriggle :: It’s not the one I initially fell in love with, but since that one’s lost to the internet gremlins, I suppose this one is a good stand in. You know I have a Mythos webcomic, I should have a Cthuloid Smilie!
In other, other news, I forgot to post last week’s Ancient Whispers Newsletter, but I’m not forgetting this week…
This week’s final Tools of the Trade article is on the subject of Divination. There are so many different types of divination, but they can all be classified into four groups -scrying, lots, mediumship, and omens. If you already practice some form of divination, this week’s article and links may help you further refine your abilities or move in new directions. If you haven’t given it much thought, but you’re curious whether or not you might have any divinatory ability, this week’s article may give you some ideas on where your skills might lie. Though my abilities lie in lots and omens, I’ve include a scrying mirror craft for those of you whose skills lie else where. In the Sites of Interest, I’ve gathered two urls for Tarot, one for Runes, and the last for Palmists.
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Some Sites of Interest
Choosing a First Tarot Deck
Deck Reviews
Runes, Alphabet of Mystery
Institute of Palmistry
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This Pagan Week : January
Humor : Unknown Quote
Article : Tools of the Trade: Part 13: Divination
Quote : Madame de Stael
Craft of the Week : Scrying Mirror
Humor : Two Keys
Who’s Who in World Mythology : Azazel
Quote : James Carswell
The Magi’s Garden : Caper
Cartoon
Poem : Year’s End
Quote : Hannibal
The Power of Stones : Benitoite
Humor : A Collection of Smilies
A Dreamer’s Guide : Moon to Mop
Quote : Oscar Wilde
Previous Newsletters
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Comments (2)
What did they change about the ending? I read the book in like 7th grade, so I don’t remember much, but I don’t think they changed much of the plot, just maybe a little more focus on Sam perhaps. Anyway, I thought it was fantastic… if you find the violence ‘gratuitous’ maybe it’s just because you’re an old fogey
. I mean come on… the scene where they show up with the dead army, or the drama with Denethor and Faramir… totally awesome.
Now, I do think there was a good deal of latent homosexuality in Sam, mixed with a filial kind of affection. Maybe Sam never had a father and so he looked up to Frodo as one. But given that they were almost the same age, I would go with the former. I mean WHY exactly was he so attached to him? Then he was jealous of Gollum because he was afraid Frodo liked him better. And did you see how his eyes lit up, full of kinky homoerotic thoughts, when he found Frodo naked and unconscious in that spider coccoon thing? Good thing those orcs showed up, or things might have gotten ugly. So yea… Sam = teh gay, despite his convenient “marriage” to Rosy… it’s just a front, and you know it.
But seriously though… there is some merit to the racist thing. This however, pertains not to the movie, but the book itself, and I’m really glad they stayed true to the book and didn’t change anything to make it more politically correct, like make Aragorn black or something. But if you do some research on Tolkien himself, you’ll find that he was the really stuffy British conservative type, along with his buddy C. S. Lewis, author of the chronicles of Narnia. Both were part of a generation of Romantic conservatives who were distrustful of industry and technology (look at the quasi-industrial imagery of Mordor and Sauron’s army and the fact that they’re always shown cutting down trees), preferred monarchy over democracy, and lamented some lost golden age where people knew their place and had a sense of honor and duty to their natural superiors. There are several running themes to support this view. The main one of these is that power, as symbolized by the ring, corrupts those who are not naturally/ divinely meant to possess it. The Nazgul, the nine kings of men who sought to rise above their natural superiors, the elves, serve as a warning example. Power can only be entrusted to a chosen, divine few, like Elrond and Galadriel. In anyone else’s hands, it becomes dangerous, evil. The other thing is that the Silmarillion, which includes the whole story of LOTR, was very directly based on the Bible. You’ll remember that Morgoth, Sauron’s former master, was banished from heaven for disobedience. As for the racist thing, the story obviously places a great deal of emphasis on race. The elves are described as tall, handsome, and fair-haired, the most wise and divine race, and the ones to whom rule over the earth has been entrusted. Dark-complexioned orcs are evil and grotesque by nature, without exception. Interestingly, Sauron’s army includes members of all races, including the “men from the south” (and I’m pretty sure there are a lot of things in the text that suggest they are meant to be african, as the movie portrayed them), while the good army only includes straight-haired, fair-skinned warriors. I’m sure there are several other underlying things like that, but aside from that, just from Tolkien’s personal biography and the people he associated with, it’s fairly certain that he did hold some racist views, which is perfectly natural for someone in the conservative, traditional, aristocratic, and imperialist society of his time and place. Not that any of this matters or takes away from my enjoyment of the book or movie. It’s just one of those “fun facts” that’s interesting after you’ve already seen and enjoyed all there is to enjoy about it.
Happy New Year!