January 2, 2004
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I had an odd dream last night. Most of my dreams lately have been of the mushy sort, dim and faded like old movies with hardly any cohesion. The one last night at least had some story to it. I was trying to make a poem about Cthulu and some Old One named Barry. Heh, yeah sure, Barry the Old One, haven’t you heard of him? lol My subconscious is demented.
Anyway, I was using chalk to write the poem on the tarmac of an alley. It consisted of three couplets, but darned if I remember anything but who it was about. The alley reminded me of an alley I used to shortcut through when I was nine or ten and lived in Catasauqua. Of course, in the dream I was the age I am now.
I was kind of supposed to be watching this boy, but I was too preoccupied with my rhyming to bother. He disappeared shortly before my mother and brother came down the alley looking for him. Even though the fences were high around people’s yards (taller than me at 5’8″), my brother started walking down the alley, looking over the tops. (My brother is only about 5’3″.)
I got the impression as he looked into each yard that he would soon find the boy’s body and that it would be all mangled like groundchuck with bones sticking out (not that I was responsible for killing the kid… maybe it was Barry). But my brother passed the first then the second yard without finding anything, even though I was sure he would each time. I woke up as he looked over the top of the third.
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In other news, I am 97.95% pure. I’m not surprised. Good thing I’m allergic to cats, or someone might be calling me the old spinster cat-lady somewhere down the road. If this had been an evil test, obviously the results might have been somewhat different. Hmmmm, I wonder… would that make me pure evil? lol
Your Ultimate Purity Score Is…
Category
Your Score
Average
Self-Lovin’
90%
Never taken out of the packaging
65%
Shamelessness
100%
79.4%
Sex Drive
100%
77.7%
Straightness
100%
44.9%
Gayness
100%
83.5%
Fucking Sick
100%
89.9%
You are 97.95% pure
Average Score: 72.6%
