November 6, 2003
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Have you heard of the WWYS? This is just about the funniest thing I’ve seen online yet. I wonder if people actually try to sell them their souls.
I got a free quote on how much my soul is worth… surprisingly, only 18% of the world is more pure than me. My soul is worth about £40531, which is $67,660.42. Imagine that. My soul’s worth quite a lot more than I thought. heh
Of course, in all likelihood, my soul will only depreciate in value. Given the various tempations in the world today. On the other hand, the “test” is obviously quite biased and simple if you give any thought to the questions and their small number.
The test assumes that the soul is only worth something to Christians, as one of the first questions is whether you are in fact a Christian and whether you have been baptised. No- on one and yes- on two, BTW. It’s not like I could have said as a baby to my mom and overzealous grandma… NO NO! I am a Pagan, do not baptise me! I’m sure it all came out as wah! Wah! lol
Not that any of my gods would be likely to go around buying up souls like the Christian demons are famous for doing. I can’t recall one story where a Pagan deity bartered for someone’s soul, so I guess in this soul-o-meter type quote, my soul really would only have value in a Christian set-up. I guess that explains the whole conversion directive in most Christian sects. They’re not doing it for you, they’re actually getting credit on the value of your soul. I wonder if they get a bigger house in Heaven, the more people they get to convert.
I’ll stop here before I really get into trouble and someone starts a cyber-hate-mail campaign against me. heh
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Now that gave me a good laugh. Apparently, my soul is worth £24093 ($53732.09 CAD or $40150.24 USD). 40% of the world have souls of greater value than mine. No doubt because I answered ”no” to the first two questions (are you Christian and have you been baptised).
That was funny.